Tuesday, July 6, 2010


Norah: Are you sad that we missed it?
Nick: We didn’t miss it. This is it.

Norah: There's this part of Judaism that I like. Tikun Olam. It said that the world's been broken into pieces and it's everybody's job to find them and put them back together again.
Nick: Well maybe we're the pieces, you know? Maybe we're not supposed to find the pieces. Maybe we are the pieces.

Drunk Guy: I love you so much it’s retarded.

Norah: Hi. I know this is gonna sound weird since I’m a stranger, but would you be my boyfriend for five minutes?
Nick: What?
Norah: Okay, just be cool. Just be cool. Just please, go with it okay?

Dev: This is our first night with our new name. We are The Jerk Offs.
Thom: And we finally found a drummer!
Nick: You found a drummer? Who?
Nick: That’s a children’s toy. Who’s gonna operate that thing?
Thom: You!
Nick: Okay. Thanks for coming by, guys.

Norah: He makes the best mixes in the world. Look at this cover art! Tris does not know what she gave up.
Norah: “Road to Closure: Volume 12”? Poor bastard.
Caroline: You are so in love with this guy it’s ridiculous.
Norah: Okay, I have never met him. I have no idea who he is. I’m just gonna put this in my iPod.

Nick: Hey Tris, it’s Nick. How are you? It’s about 3 in the afternoon. I think you’re probably still at school. I stayed home today. I took a personal day. I wanted to finish up some creative projects and stuff that I’ve been working on around here. Nothing to do with you or anything… So I’m sorry, real sorry I missed you. I was hoping to get you on the phone. Haven’t talked to you in awhile, and I just kind of wanted to speak to you at some point. You know, last time I think we spoke we both said some really nasty things that neither of us meant. You know like, when you broke up with me and everything, on my b-day.

-Nick And Norah's Infinate Playlist
No. No, you can’t… STOP. Please don’t go away. Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave… if you leave… I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two… forty-two… I remember it, I do. It’s there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I… and I’m home. Please… I don’t want that to go away. I don’t want to forget.

—     Dory, Finding Nemo

Marlin: I promised I'd never let anything happen to him.
Dory: Hmm. That's a funny thing to promise.
Marlin: What?
Dory: Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him.

No, I’m the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm’s way to get there. Nothing should be worth that.

—     Gill, Finding Nemo

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

—     Bruce, Finding Nemo

This is the ocean, silly, we’re not the only two in here.

—     Dory, Finding Nemo

-Finding Nemo
There were times when we would look at each other… I could hardly breathe.

—     Maria, The Sound Of Music

There’s nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who’s in love with him.

—     The Baroness, The Sound Of Music

These walls were not meant to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live.

—     Mother Abbess, The Sound Of Music

-The Sound Of Music
Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
Lucius: Where?
Honey: Why do you need to know?
Lucius: I need it!
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

-The Incredibles
Dad, I can’t believe you smoked, and drank, and was such a slut. But I still love you.

—     Maya Hayes, Definitely, Maybe

Will Hayes: Will you... um... marry me?
April: No. What do you mean, 'Will you, um, marry me?' I haven't seen you in weeks! You don't look happy or excited about the prospect of our marriage! You're asking me to give up my - my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?
Will Hayes: Oh! Oh, my God.
April: You should've got on your knee.
Will Hayes: Just shut up! Here - I wanna marry you because you're the first person I wanna look at when I wake up in the morning, and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight. Because the first time that I saw these hands, I couldn't imagine not being able to hold them. But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you, getting married is the only thing left to do. So, will you, um, marry me?
April: Definitely. Maybe.

Poor April. Just like the character in the story. Who’s always been the friend then she realized she doesn’t just want to be the friend she wants to be the girlfriend. Except it’s too late.

—     Maya Hayes, Definitely, Maybe

Maya Hayes: What's the boy word for slut'?
Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet. But I'm sure they're working on it.

-Definitely, Maybe


Scarlett: You didn’t have to come after me again.
Mike: Yes I did, because I love you. You’re the best decision I ever made, I just forgot. And then I fell of a bridge and things got weird after that. But I’m never going to forget again. I know I’ve been in a bad mood for the last 20 years, but if you let me I swear I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you. I thought I wanted a second chance at life, but know I know I want a second chance with you.

Mike: Scarlet, before you go through this, I want to remind you of September 7th, 1988. It was the first time that I saw you. You were reading Less Than Zero, and you were wearing a Guns ‘n’ Roses t-shirt. I’d never seen anything so perfect. I remember thinking that I had to have you or I’d die… then you whispered that you loved me at the homecoming dance, and I felt so peaceful and safe because I knew that no matter what happened, from that day on, nothing can ever be that bad… because I had you. And then I grew up and I lost my way. And I blamed you for my failures. And I know that you think you have to do this today but I don’t want you to. But I guess… if I love you, I should let you move on.

Maggie: You’re so sweet.

When you’re young everything feels like the end of the world. But it’s not, it’s just the beginning.
—     Mike O’ Donnell, 17 Again

Mike: If you girls don’t respect yourselves, then how do you expect anyone else to respect you?
Samantha: Don’t respect me!
Lauren: No, don’t respect me!
Jaime: You don’t even have to remember my name.
Lauren: Wow, that’s slutty.
Samantha: First of all, you slut.
Mike: This is some other Dad’s problem

Scarlett: Mark, that’s super inappropriate.

Scarlett: Wow. You look just like my husband.

Mike: You know Stan, I feel sorry for you.
Stan: You don’t know me.
Mike: Oh, but I do. All too well. You’re the man. Captain of the basketball team. Dates the pretty girls. High school is your kingdom. But people, Stan’s a bully. Why? It’d be way to easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he’s a dick. Stan here, is much more complex than that. See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan’s a bully for one of three reasons: 1. Underneath all the male bravado there’s an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. 2. Like a caveman, Stan’s brain is underdeveloped. Therefore Stan is unable to use self-control and so he acts out aggressively. And the 3rd reason, Stan has a small wiener.

Maggie: Why is the new kid waving at me?
Samantha: I don’t know. But if that boy were an apple he’d be a Delicious.

Ned: What’s this you’re wearing?
Mike: This is cool. This is hip. I have a picture of Kevin Federline wearing the same thing.
Ned: I don’t know who that is.
Mike: What are you wearing? I told you, like a dad!
Ned: I am.
Mike: You look like Clay Aiken.
Ned: Leave him out of this.

Mike: You’re my future.

-17 Again
Rachel: I missed you.
Peter: You know, I actually wanted to tell you that I’ve been thinking so much about…

He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend… mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It’s called blue balls. He’s like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!

—     Dwayne, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

How you served five years under her, I don’t know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody. I would rather have my testicles spread out like a wafer and then have them covered in a layer of honey and then have wasps come and sting me and then have them covered in another layer of vinegar and then have it worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi. I’d rather have that than spend another second with her.

Matthew: I have a question for you real quick Mr. S.  I was actually meaning to ask, what did you exactly think of my demo? Did you get it? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: Oh, no. I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
Matthew: Not at all?
Aldouw Snow: No. I didn’t because, you know I go on my instincts and they weren’t good.
Matthew: You know what, dude? Fuck you, okay? You can go fuck yourself.
Matthew: I can’t yell right now because I’ll get fired. My boss will hear me, and then I won’t be able to to pay off my student loans.
Matthew: But you know what? You’re an asshole. I fucking hate you.
Matthew: I bought all your records. This whole fucking time I’ve been trying to get you to come hang out with me.
Matthew: I’m gonna have people fuck with your food the rest of your trip, you fucking dick!
Aldous Snow: I like him. That was quite moving.

Brian: Hey! I’m in Hawaii too. Aloha bitches!
Brian: (starts chanting in Native American)
Peter: They’re not Native Americans Brian.
Brian: What are you doing?
Liz: The luau.
Peter: It’s called the hula!
Liz: Luau.
Brian: The luau, the luau, luau…

Kemo: When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail.

-Forgetting Sarah Marshall
The Other Mother: In each of three wonders I made just for you, a ghost eye is lost in plain sight.

Coraline: You are not my mother.
The Other Mother: Apologize at once Coraline.
Coraline: No!
The Other Mother: I’ll give you to the count of three.
The Other Mother: 1… 2… 3!

The Other Mother: You’re just in time for supper, dear.
Coraline: You’re not my mother.

Coraline: A little me? That’s weird.

Viola: Oh, right. AGGHHH! Oh, for the love of God! It buuuurrns

Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to guys with faces like yours.
—     Olivia, She’s The Man

Monique: Ew, it’s you.
Monique: God, you and your brother look scary alike from the back. Maybe it’s your total lack of curves.
Viola: Hi, Monique. It’s so good to see you too!
Monique: I’m looking for Sebastian. Where is he?
Viola: I don’t know.
Monique: Just remind your brother how lucky he is to be in my life. And tell him to give me a call if he wants to stay in it. Okay?
Viola: Okay. Does he have your number? 1-800-BEYOTCH.

Justin: I never said that.
Viola: What are you talking about? WHY ARE YOU LYING?
Justin: Well, end of discussion.
Viola: Fine. End of relationship.

-She's The Man


Jane: That day I woke up and put on my 28th dress. I went to a wedding where no one asked me to hold a bouquet, fold a place card, or hold their dress while they peed. Everything was perfect and I didn’t care because right then, the only thing that mattered was the person waiting for me at the end of the aisle. And he was looking at me the way I’d always hoped.

Jane: I’ve been waiting my whole life for the right guy to come along and then you showed up. And you are nothing like the man I imagined. You’re cynical, and cranky, and impossible. But the truth is, fighting with you is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. And I think there’s a very good chance that I’m falling in love with you.

Jane: You tell him the truth, or I will.
Tess: No you won’t. You wouldn’t hurt a fly. And you definitely wouldn’t hurt me. I’m your sister.
Jane: That was yesterday. Today you’re just some bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother’s wedding dress.

Jane: I just want you to know I never do this.
Kevin: Oh, I know.
Jane: No, really. Never. I never do this.
Kevin: Really, I know. Last night you kept saying it, over and over again. “I never do this. I never do this. I never do this. I never do this."

Jane: There’s gotta be one thing about weddings that you like.
Kevin: Alright, so when the bride comes in and she makes her, giant grand entrance — I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery he always looks really, really happy. What the hell are you looking at me like that for?
Jane: Are you shitting me right now? That’s my favorite part. Oh my God, we have something in common.

Kevin: How about a new date book or maybe just a date?
Jane: Uh, yeah sure. Let me pencil you in. Except you already did! Every Saturday for the rest of the year. You know what? Can you please find someone else to be creepy with?
Kevin. Nope. Anytime you wanna hang out with somebody who doesn’t need you to take them to a fitting or a cake-tasting or a cord mojito and burrito rehearsal dinner, just give me a call.


Casey: Which one do you want, the brunette or the blonde? I kinda want the blonde. I’m not gonna lie.
Jane: Can’t you keep it in your pants for one wedding?
Casey: Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.

Jane: That was the moment. That’s when I fell in love with weddings. I knew that I had helped someone on the most important day of their life. And I couldn’t wait for my own special day.

-27 Dresses
Jamie: Why are you back here?
Chris: Because I want to take you on a date. And I don’t care if it’s in the the day or at night as long as it’s a real date. And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are, inside and out. And I want to have babies with you and I want to marry you and I love you. Jamie, I always have.

Jamie: I got you a little something right here. Okay, I know it’s a little dorky but I had to do it. So look at it. Will you put on for me? Please, please?
Chris: It’s a little snug.
Jamie: Oh my God, isn’t that so cute? “Shakes come and go, but friends are furrr-ever!”

-Just Friends
Allie: Do you think that our love can create miracles?
Noah: Yes, I do. That’s what brings you back to me each time.
Allie: Do you think our love, can take us away together?
Noah: I think our love can do anything we want it to.
Allie: I love you.
Noah: I love you, Allie.
Allie: Goodnight.
Noah: Goodnight. I’ll be seeing you.

Duke: And they lived happily ever after.
Allie: Who? Who did? Oh yes, of course. I remember now. It was us.
Duke: Oh, my darling.
Allie: Oh my sweetheart.
Duke: I love you so much.

Anne: I hope you make the right choice.

Allie: Why didn’t you write me? Why? It wasn’t over for me. I waited for you for seven years. And now it’s too late.
Noah: I wrote you letters. I wrote you every day for a year.
Allie: You wrote me?
Noah: Yes. It wasn’t over. It still isn’t over.

Duke: After that night, Allie and Noah spent every waking hour together. And soon they were inseparable.

Noah: And when I see something that I like, I gotta… I love it. I go crazy for it.
Allie: What are you talking about it?
Noah: Well, you.

Noah: I’m gonna ask you one more time, will you or will you not go out with me? I think my hand’s slipping.
Allie: Okay, okay. Fine I’ll go out with you
Noah: No, don’t do me any favors.
Allie: No, no I want to.
Noah: Say it.
Allie: I wanna go out with you.
Noah: Say it again.
Noah: All right, all right we’ll go out.

-The Notebook

Happy: You son of a bitch ball. Why didn’t you just go home? THAT’S YOUR HOME! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL

-Happy Gilmore


lol sorry


Kat: A Fender Strat? Is this for me?
Patrick: Yeah. I thought you could use it. You know, when you start your band. Besides, I had some extra cash, you know. Some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl.
Kat: Is that right?
Patrick: Yeah, but I screwed up. I fell for her.
Kat: Really?
Patrick: It’s not every day you find a girl who’ll flash someone to get you out of detention.
Kat: You can’t just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know.
Patrick: Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there’s always drums and bass and maybe even one day a tambourine

Kat: I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme. I hate it… I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh; Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you; Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Bianca: Are you okay?
Cameron: Never been better.

Kat:  Tell me something true.
Patrick: Something true? I hate peas.
Kat: No. Something real. Something no one else knows.
Patrick: Okay. You’re sweet. And sexy. And completely hot for me.
Kat: You’re amazingly self-assured. Has anyone ever told you that?
Patrick: I tell myself that every day, actually

Cameron: You know, just because you’re beautiful, doesn’t mean you can treat people like they don’t matter. I mean, I really like you. Okay? I defended you when people called you conceited. I helped you when you asked me to. I learned French for you! And then you just blow me off…

Patrick: You’re not afraid of me, are you?
Kat: Afraid of you? Why would I be afraid of you?
Patrick: Well, most people are.
Kat: Well, I’m not.
Patrick: Well, maybe you’re not afraid of me. But I’m sure you’ve thought about me naked, huh?
Kat: Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.

Walter: What are the house rules? #1: No dating till you graduate. #2: No dating till you graduate. That’s it.
Bianca: Daddy, that’s so unfair.
Walter: Alright. You wanna know what’s unfair? This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. Do you know what she said to me?
Bianca: I’m a crack-whore who should have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom?
Walter: Close. But no. She said, “I should have listened to my father.”
Bianca: She did not.
Walter: Well, that’s what she would’ve said if she wasn’t so doped up

Cameron: What group is she in?
Michael: The “don’t even think about it” group. That’s Bianca Stratford. A sophomore.
Cameron: I burn! I pine! I perish!
Michael: Of course you do. You know, she’s beautiful and deep. Pure.
Bianca: Yup, see, there’s a difference between “like” and “love”. Because I like my Sketchers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my Sketchers.
Bianca: That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack.
Chastity: Ohhh!

-Ten Things I Hate About You
Witch: This is no ordinary apple. It’s a magic wishing apple. One bite and all your dreams will come true. Now, make a wish and take a bite! There must be something your little heart desires. Perhaps there’s someone you love. Now, take the apple and make a wish.
Snow White: I wish… I wish… — And that he will carry me away to his castle and where we will live happily ever after.

Someday my prince will come
Someday we’ll meet again
And away to his castle we’ll go
To be happy forever I know

Someday when spring is here
We’ll find our love anew
And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Someday when my dreams come true

Snow White: Now don’t tell me who you are. Let me guess. Well, you’re Doc!
Doc: Why, why, why yes. Yes! That’s true.
Snow White: And you’re, you’re Bashful.
Bashful: Oh, gosh!
Snow White: And you’re sleepy!
Sleepy: How’d you guess?
Snow White: And you’re Sneezy! And you must be —
Happy: Happy, ma’am. That’s me. And this is Dopey. He don’t talk none.
Snow White: You mean he can’t talk?
Happy: He don’t know! He never tried.
Snow White: That’s too bad! Oh! You must be Grumpy!

“Heigh-ho, heigh-ho. It’s home from work we go.”

Prince Charming: “Now that I’ve found you, hear what I have to say! One song, I have but one song. One song, only for you. One heart tenderly beating, ever entreating, constant and true. One love that has possessed me. One love, thrilling me through. One song, my heart keeps singing of one love only for you.”

Snow White: Want to know a secret? Promise not to tell? We are standing by a wishing well! “Make a wish into the well, that’s all you have to do. And if you hear it echoing, your wish will soon come true. I’m wishing, I’m wishing. For the one I love to find me, to find me today, today. I’m hoping, I’m hoping and I’m dreaming of the nice things, the nice things, he’ll say, he’ll say. I’m wishing, I’m wishing for the one I love to find me, to find me today.”
Prince Charming: Today!

-Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
Granddaughter: You could have gone up there. You still could go.
Kim: No, sweetheart. I’m an old woman now. I would rather want him remember me the way as I was.
Grandaughter: How do you know he’s still alive.
Kim: I don’t know. Not for sure. But I believe he is. You see before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren’t up there now, I don’t think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it

Edward: Goodbye.
Kim: I love you.

TV Host: How about it? Is there some special lady in your life?

Peg: Hello. Why are you hiding back there? You don’t have to hide from me. I’m Peg Boggs. I’m your local Avon representative and I’m as harmless as cherry pie. Oh my! I can see that I’ve disturbed you. How stupid of me! I’ll just be going now.
Edward: Don’t go.
Peg: What happened to you?
Edward: I’m not finished.

-Edward Scissorhands
Flight Attendant: We all know where this is going. Fucking teenagers

Jake: I wish I didn’t make that bet, that’s not the guy I want to be. If I could just turn back the clock then Janey would still be with me.
Janey: Tell me, Mom, what should I do? I love this boy but he has been untrue.
Jake: I’ll do my best to make things right.
Janey: I wish we could resolve this fight.
Jake: It could happen
Janey: It could happen
Jake and Janey: At the prom tonight!
Mitch: I’m getting pussy no matter what.
Bruce: Even if it with dirty slut.
Ox: True love is what I want the most.
Chef: I just jerked off in your French toast!
Christina: So what if we have the same mother. Tonight I’m going to fuck my brother.
Priscilla: In a few hours I’ll be queen of the prom.
Mr. Briggs: I’ve been an alcoholic since my first tour in Nam.
Austin: I asked Janey to the prom and she doesn’t know why.
Malik: I’m only in the song because I’m a black guy!
Janey: I have no money I have to make my own dress.
Areola: Look at me, my breasts are perky, yes.
Jake: I’m gonna win her back no matter what it takes.
Janey: Here I go, I’m gonna forget about Jake.
Prom tonight! Prom tonight! Prom tonight! It’s gonna happen, gonna happen… at the prom tonight!

Jake: Who’s that?
Janey: It’s my mother.
Jake: You have her eyes.
Janey: She died when I was 6. I remember it like it was yesterday. Christmas, 1989. Dad had been fired from the zipper factory. Mom was pulling in tricks to make ends meet. Daniel Day-Lewis won an Oscar for My Left Foot.  And all I wanted was a little Betsy Wetsy doll.
Jake: I remember those. Push her belly, she’d piss all over herseIf.
Janey: She said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin but I knew she was going to get me that present. It was raining really hard that night …and the roads were slippery.
Jake: Oh, God, Janey. A car accident.
Janey: No. Cancer.

Catherine: It might seem crazy, but you’ll have to trust me. That’s it. I did it. I’m a miracle-worker.

Sandy Sue: I’m Sandy Sue. It is simpIy swell to meet all of you.
Priscilla: Peachy. You brought a routine?
Sandy Sue: Oh, you bet ya. Give me an H. Give me a U. Give me a giant pussy licking, ass-fucker cock shit! I’m sorry. That was my Tourette’s.

-Not Another Teen Movie
Juno: As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but normalcy’s not really our style.

Anyone Else But You by Michael Cera and Ellen Page
You’re part time lover and a full time friend,
The monkey on the back is the latest trend,
Don’t see what anyone can see,
In anyone else,
But you

Here is a church and here is a steeple,
We sure are cute for two ugly people,
Don’t see what anyone can see,
In anyone else,
But you

We both have shiny happy fits of rage,
I want more fans, you want more stage,
Don’t see what anyone can see,
In anyone else,
But you

I’m always tryin to keep it real,
Now I’m in love with how you feel,
I don’t see what anyone can see,
In anyone else,
But you

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train,
I kiss you all starry eyed,
My body swings from side to side,
I don’t see what anyone can see,
In anyone else,
But you

The pebbles forgive me,
The trees forgive me,
So why can’t,
You forgive me?
I don’t see what anyone can see,
In anyone else,
But you

Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
I don’t see what anyone can see,
In anyone else,
But you.

Juno: And then, out of nowhere, there it was… There he was.

Juno: Also, I think I’m in love with you.
Bleeker: What, you mean as friends?
Juno: No, for real. I think you are the coolest person I’ve ever met. And you don’t even have to try.
Bleeker: I try really hard, actually…
Juno: No, you’re naturally smart. You always think of the funniest things to do. Remember when you passed me that postcard during Spanish class, and it was addressed like, “Junebug MacGuff, Row 4, Third Seat From the Blackboard”? And it said, “I’m having fun in Barcelona — wish you were here”? That was hilarious.
Bleeker: I was just bored. I only think school is awesome like, 80% of the time.
Juno: Plus, you’re the only person who doesn’t stare at my stomach all the fucking time. You actually look at my face. And every time I look at you, the baby starts kicking me super hard.
Bleeker: It does? Wizard!
Juno: I think it’s because my heart starts pounding when I see you.
Bleeker: Mine too.
Juno: Basically, I’m completely smitten with you, and I don’t care if I’m making an ass out of myself right now, because you’ve seen me make an ass out of myself a million times, and you still want to be my friend.

Juno: Dad, it’s not about that. I just need to know that it’s possible for two people to stay happy together forever. Or at least for a few years.
Mac: It’s not easy, that’s for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for ten years now, and I’m proud to say that we’re very happy. In my opinion, the best thing you can do is to find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think that the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.

Juno: I’m not mad. I’m in a fucking great mood. Despite the fact that I’m trapped in a fat suit I can’t take off, despite the fact that everyone is making fun of me behind my back, despite the fact that your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday…
Bleeker: Katrina’s not my girlfriend! And I doubt she was actually giving you the stinkeye. She just looks like that all the time.
Juno: Whatever. Have fun at the prom with Soupy Sales. I’m sure I can think of something way more cool to do that night. Like I could pumice my feet, or go to Bren’s dumb Unitarian church, or get hit by a ten-ton truck full of hot garbage juice. All those things would be exponentially cooler than going to the prom with you.

Vanessa: Um… Juno, can I — Can I touch it?
Juno: Are you kidding? Everyone at school is always grabbing at my belly. I’m like a legend. They call me the Cautionary Whale.
Vanessa: I can’t feel anything. It’s not moving for me.
Juno: Oh, you should try talking to it. They can apparently hear speech in there, even though it sounds all ten thousands leagues under the sea.
Vanessa: Hi. Hi, baby. It’s me. My name is Vanessa. I can’t wait to meet you. Can you hear me sweet angel? Oh my God — It moved! I felt it!  Wow! It’s magical.

Juno: Yeah, there’s that pink plus sign again. God, it’s unholy.
Rollo: That ain’t no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be undid, homeskillet.

Juno: It started with a chair

Glinda: Close your eyes, and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home.”

Oz: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

Witch: Ohhh you cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting!  Melting! Oh what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!? Ohhh! Look out!  Look out! I’m going.

Dorothy: What are you going to do with my dog? Give him back to me!
Witch: All in good time, my little pretty. All in good time.
Dorothy: Oh, please give me back my dog!
Witch: Certainly, certainly. When you give me those slippers.

Dorothy: There’s Emerald City! Oh, we’re almost there at last! It’s beautiful, isn’t it? Just like I knew it would be. He really must be a wonderful Wizard to live in a City like that!

Dorothy: Shame on you!
Lion: What did you do that for? I didn’t bite him.
Dorothy: No, but you tried to. It’s bad enough picking on a straw man, but when you go around picking on poor little dogs.
Lion: Well, you didn’t have to go and hit me, did you? Is my nose bleeding?
Dorothy: Well, of course not.  My goodness, what a fuss you’re making.  Well, naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you’re nothing but a great big coward!
Lion: You’re right. I am a coward.

Tin Man: When a man’s an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle. And yet I’m torn apart. Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a human, if I only had a heart.

Scarecrow: I can’t make up my mind. I haven’t got a brain — only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don’t know.  But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you’re right.

“Follow the yellow brick road! You’re off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. You’ll find he is a whiz of a Wiz if ever a Wiz there was. If ever oh ever a Wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because, because, because, because, because, because, because of the wonderful things he does!”

Witch: So it was you, was it? You killed her didn’t you?
Dorothy: No! No! It was an accident! I didn’t mean to kill anybody! Really I didn’t!
Witch: Didn’t mean it, eh? Accident, eh? Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents, too and this is how I do it!
Glinda: Aren’t you forgetting the ruby slippers?
Witch: The slippers, yes the slippers! They’re gone! The ruby slippers!  What have you done with them? Give them back to me, or I’ll —
Glinda: Too late! There they are, and there they’ll stay!

“We welcome you to Munchkinland.”

Dorothy: Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.

-Wizard Of Oz


Sometimes it's better to know nothing than be shattered by everything.

shereallylovesyou reblogged fckitsann:
You know you can call me day or night, and even if you wake me up to tell me something you think is dumb, I really do care... and hearing your voice is the best way to wake up.

shereallylovesyou reblogged dorirawrna:
Bella: Mom I dont wanna go
Renee: Too bad. Suck it up
Bella: Ok
*On a plane*
Bella: WEE
Charlie: Yo wasap
Bella: Hi
*goes to school*
Bella: Hey look a hot guy
Edward: She smells funny
Bella: I think he thinks I smell funny
Bella: No one likes me
Eric: Hey. Your Hot
Bella: No one loves me
Mike: Hey. I love you
Edward: Hi I am edward. I watch you while you sleep
Bella: ...Ok weird
Bella: OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!!
Edward: *pushy*
Bella: ohmygod. You saved me
Edward: No I didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did
Edward: No I didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did!
Bella: HI JACOB!
Jacob: Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood
Bella: Really?
Jacob: Yeah. Your hot
*does research*
Edward: Durr
Bella: I love you
Edward: I love you too. Look I sparkle
Bella: Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!
Edward: Get into my car I can do freaky things!
Bella: Wee!
Edward: Lets eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I can read minds.
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I don’t eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: Do you like Baseball?
Bella: No
Edward: Let’s play
Edward: This is my family. We like baseball
Jasper: I have no emotions
Rosalie: I am a bitch. Grr
Emmit: I am strong.
Carlisle: I is a doctor. I have seen you before you freak
Esme: I love you
Laurant: I is black
James: i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella
*breaks Bella’s Leg*
Bella: Owwie!
*Kills James*
Bella: Woo
Edward: I love you
Bella: I love you

“They say loving you is my biggest mistake, but how can it be so wrong if it feels so right? If i ever made a mistake, its not that I love you, but it’s thinking that someday you’ll love me too.”

Life is all about finding out who you really are. First of all, know that you’re not alone. I don’t think there’s a person on this planet who has not, at one point or another, worn a mask to protect who they really are from a potentially difficult experience. The pressure of believing you’re the only one with this problem is half of what makes it seem so impossible to fix. The second step is figuring out what you’re so afraid of by revealing who you really are. It isn’t that you’re wearing a mask all the time, its that you’re putting it on in attempt to keep your therapist out. What you need to understand is that by letting that person in, they can get to the core of whatever else is bothering you. Just be straight up. Its hard, but once you break through that wall, the pressure you feel inside will lift, and you’ll probably cry out every single one of those tears ‘til all you can do is laugh to make up for it. That’s when you know you’ve done it. Be real, because a mask only fools people on the outside. Pretending to be someone you’re not takes a toll on the real you, and the real you is more important than anyone else.
? Alex Gaskarth

raindropsonredroses reblogged kytak12:
The Tumblr Dictionary:
Hng = Horny Net Geek, a mating call
Unf = Universal Noise of Fucking, a second mating call
DYING = Humor so great it could be lethal
WANT = Must be in one’s possession now
THIS = Close attention must be paid to post
lolwut = Humorous, but confusing
Harry Potter = the greatest creation ever
Twilight = unacceptable (unless in a comical fashion)
Memes = main form of pop culture hilarity
FFFFUUUU = forms of rage expressed in cartoon form



theres also a lot of photos i found

but trust me THERE IS ALOT

so i wont put them up lol

well i might eventually

like some here and there but whatever

i am currently going through tumblr again

ummms i’ll put more stuff up later



There’s a difference between letting go and pretending you’ve forgotten.

4640.) I can't tell you the moment I fell in love with you but I can tell you that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I would follow you anywhere and I just hope you feel the same.

4639.) I'm afraid of losing you, and I don't even have you.

“Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea, are excellent schoolmasters, and teach some of us more than we can ever learn from books.”
—     John Lubbock

“Once in a lifetime you meet a person who takes your breath away, not because you want them to but because they’re meant to.”

“For Attractive lips, speak words of kindness, For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people, For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry, For Beautiful hair, let a child run their fingers through it once a day, For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself and the other for helping others.”
—     Audrey Hepburn

“Wait for the person who pursues you, the one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the kind of person who brings out the best in you and makes you want to be a better person. Wait for the person who will be your bestfriend, the only person who will drop everything to be with you at any time no matter what the circumstances, for the person who makes you smile like no one else and when they smile, you know they need you. Wait for the person who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats and a t-shirt, but appreciates it when you get dressed up for them. And most of all, wait for the person who will put you at the center of their universe, because that’s where you belong.”

shereallylovesyou reblogged fckitsann:
Rebellion. Sometimes you have to break the rules. Sneak out, yell, scream, maybe punch a few walls. Following orders all the time will make you way too robotic. You’re human. You deserve to do what you want. Break out of the cage people try to trap you in and go be free. At least one point in your life, you should use this way of thinking: Do shit, regret it later.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who play hopscotch and sing in the shower and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes.

“The only people that could hurt you are the ones whom you love, because if it wasn’t love, you probably wouldn’t care either.”

3820.) Everytime I see you, my heart stutters, my mind shuts down, my stomach turns into butterflies, and I realize how much I love you.
3820.) Everytime I see you, my heart stutters, my mind shuts down, my stomach turns into butterflies, and I realize how much I love you.

shereallylovesyou reblogged -withoutwords:
A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy. It's always nice to know that someone's afraid to lose you.

Saying sorry doesn't mean anything. It's how you treat the person after it.

“At the end of the day, there are some things you just can’t help but talk about. Some things we just don’t want to hear, and some things we say cause we can’t be silent any longer. Some things are more than what you say, they’re what you do. Some things you say cause there’s no other choice. Some things you keep to yourself. And not too often, but every now and then, some things simply speak for themselves.”
—     Grey’s Anatomy

“I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want gemstones or gold. I have those things already. I want… a steady hand. A kind soul. I want to fall asleep, and wake, knowing my heart is safe. I want to love and be loved.”

“No one deserves to be treated that way. So even if you love him with your entire heart, with every fibre of your being, with so much passion that it hurts to think about it, you need to forget what you want and remember what you deserve.”

“Sometimes, all you can do is not think. Not wonder. Not obssess. Not imagine. Just breathe. Breathe in. Breathe out. Everything works out in the end. And the more you worry about it, the longer it’s going to take for things to end perfectly. Just the way they should.”


Sometimes all a person really needs is a hand to hold, and a heart to care and understand.

blogconfession reblogged lyingtruth:
It takes courage to grow up and be who you really are.

“You have no idea how hard it is to stand here beside you, without you knowing just how much you mean to me.”

“Things have looked up for me as soon as I stopped worrying about it and relinquished the control — not even relinquished the control, just realized that I never had it. As soon as I stopped getting nervous and freaked out by stuff, I had a much better time.”
—     Kristen Stewart

“This life is what you make it. No matter what, you’re going to mess up sometimes, it’s a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you’re going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends – they’ll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything – they’re your true best friends. Don’t let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they’ll come and go too. And I hate to say it, but most of them – actually pretty much all of them - are going to break your heart, but you can’t give up because if you give up, you’ll never find your soul mate. You’ll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don’t, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.”
—     Marilyn Monroe

3792.) I wish I could feel something again, anything again. But you took everything.

poeticheartache reblogged wordclots:
“Don’t take anything personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won’t be the victim of needless suffering.”
—     Don Miguel Ruiz

poeticheartache reblogged wordclots:
Just because I'm young doesn't mean you can treat me with no respect, doesn't mean you can take me for granted, doesn't mean you are the boss of me, doesn't mean that you can treat me like shit. Don't ever underestimate me, I might be more that you think I am. I might even be more mature than you.

“Love is seeing him how no one else does. Love is when you know he’s not perfect but you see him perfectly. Love is thinking about him day and night. Love is when he means the world to you. Love is when no one else knows how you feel. Love is the best feeling you can feel.”

poeticheartache reblogged wordclots:
I want an honest relationship. No secrets. No lies

Things in life do not happen to you, they happen for you.

“Sometimes I wonder if you ever think of us. And what happened between us. Or, really, what never happened between us. Sometimes, I just have to wonder.”

“Whoever said “what you don’t know can’t hurt you” was a complete and total moron. Because for most people I know, not knowing is the worst feeling in the world.”
—     Grey’s Anatomy

“The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. Maybe they always have been and will be. Maybe we’ve lived a thousand lives before this one, and in each of them, we’ve always found each other.”
—     The Notebook

There's always gonna be that one guy,
the one who you fight with constantly and drives you completely insane. He knows just what to say to piss you off beyond reason one minute and then have you laughing hysterically the next. He’s one who knows you inside and out. He knows about your imperfections, but he doensn’t care cause he loves you anyway. You can hang out with him doing nothing and still have a good time. You cry to him after something bad happens, so he tells you everything will be okay and you know it will cause he said so. He’s the one who will always love you no matter what happens and you know what, you’ll always love him too. Between the stupid nicknames and the fights he doesn’t always let you win, he’s the one who has everything, cause he’s your everything.

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still.

“Forget your troubles, they are all in the past. And the people who hurt you - they were never meant to last.”

raindropsonredroses reblogged loveyourchaos:
“And you’ve decided to love me for eternity; I’m still deciding who I want to be today.”
—     Ani Difranco, Light of Some Kind (via swansandtheswimming)

7 Things Lyrics

“I probably shouldn’t say this
But at times I get so scared
When I think about the previous
Relationship we shared
It was awesome, but we lost it
It’s not possible for me, not to care
And now we’re standing in the rain
But nothing’s ever gonna change until you hear, my dear
The 7 things I hate about you
The 7 things I hate about you, oh you
You’re vain, your games, you’re insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don’t know which side to buy
Your friends, they’re jerks
When you act like them, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

It’s awkward and it’s silent
As I wait for you to say
What I need to hear now
Your sincere apology
When you mean it, I’ll believe it
If you text it, I’ll delete it
Let’s be clear
Oh I’m not coming back
You’re taking 7 steps here

The 7 things I hate about you
You’re vain, your games, you’re insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don’t know which side to buy
Your friends, they’re jerks
When you act like them, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

And compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like

The 7 things I like about you
Your hair, your eyes, your old Levi’s
When we kiss I’m hypnotized
You make me laugh, you make me cry
But I guess that’s both I’ll have to buy
Your hands in mine
When we’re intertwined, everything’s alright
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I like most that you do
You make me love you”
Miley Cyrus - 7 Things


6955) I still love you. I never stopped. There are many men in my life, yet you're the only one in my heart and mind. I wonder if you still remember everything that we used to be. I hope you do, because I miss you so much it hurts.
6954) I love you, then I hate you. It's like I want to throw you off a cliff, and then rush to the bottom to catch you.

“You didn’t love her, you just didn’t want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe, she was just good for your ego, or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn’t love her, because you don’t destroy the people you love.”
—     Grey’s Anatomy

3799.) When we are in a relationship, I feel like I’m trapped, like I don’t love you the same. But when we don’t talk I miss you like crazy and want to be with you. I don’t know if I truly love you anymore or if I simply love the idea of you.

“I’m at that point in my life where things are neither good nor bad. They could be better, but they could be worse. And I can’t look at anything with a purely pessimistic or optimistic point of view. It’s just that point in life when you just have to move foward and hope for the best.”

“You have to decide what’s most important to you: keeping your pride and getting nothing, or taking a risk and maybe, maybe have everything.”

3798.) I miss you. That’s my confession. No stupid cliches or sob stories. I miss you terribly, plain and simple.

“You know you truly care about something, or someone when you have to try and convince yourself that you don’t.”

But is just a word people use when they're too afraid to try.

“I just got really hurt. And sometimes when that happens, something inside just shuts off.”

“Trust me; I’m not lying. I do miss you deep down inside. You told me that I wouldn’t lose you, yet I lost you. You told me you wanted to spend time with me, but I didn’t get my chance to. Somehow I should of expected this to happen, but I didn’t let it bother me. It’s kind of like I wanted it to happen. You said things that no one has ever said to me; you opened my eyes to what surrounds me. You made me realize that I had a lot more than I actually thought; no one has made me feel so loved like you did. You taught me how to love. You taught me to not only love myself, but you taught me how to love others. Whether you believe it or not, I fell in love with you. It was love at first sight. Do you believe in love at first sight?”

“Smile. It makes a world of difference. Dance. Who knows when you won’t be able to. Cry. Holding those emotions in is bad for you. Kiss. Kisses are the most wonderful things in the world. Laugh. Whats the point in hiding happiness ? Apologize. You don’t wanna lose friends. Hug. Theres no better feeling being wrapped up close to someone you love. Live, because life is everything.”

Sometimes I hold you, too caught up in me to see, I'm holding a fortune that heaven has sent to me.

“I believe that two people are connected at the heart. And it doesnt matter what you do, or who you are, or where you live; there are no boundries or barriers. If two people are destined to be together, they will be.”


In time, the pain it took to stay became greater than the pain it took to go.

“There’s no doubt about it - break ups suck. But in the first few hours or days or weeks that follow, there’s one important truth you need to recognize: some things can’t and shouldn’t be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. It’s over for a reason.”
—     It’s Called A Breakup Because It’s Broken

Sometimes you get to the point where all you can say is, "I'm done trying."

poeticheartache reblogged kidlovesdoodles:
It's you. It has always been you. Since the very first time you made me smile.

poeticheartache reblogged wordclots:
An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.

poeticheartache reblogged sgsecrets:
6953) I wonder if I ever cross your mind. For me it happens all the time.

poeticheartache reblogged leilockheart:
Having a good blog takes time, patience, creativity, resourcefulness and constant improvement.

poeticheartache reblogged savetheglitter:
“Being a teenager is hard, harder than some can imagine, harder than some can remember. It’s those years you’ll never forget though you sometimes wish you could wipe them away. They seem to last forever, but when you look back, they went by so fast. Being a teenager is falling in love too fast, and too hard, talking for hours on the phone to your best friends, being talked about and talking about others. It’s being guilty when you’re innocent, it’s standing out and fitting in. It’s when you have a million questions that will never be answered. Being a teenager isn’t something you can really describe, unless you’re living it at the time. It’s dealing with life when it crashes on you, and trying your hardest to live through it. Everyone has their tough times. Everyone goes through something, but being a teenager, that’s when you feel everything at once. When you’re in love, you’re really in love, when you hate someone, you despise them, when you’re lonely, you’re miserable. Being a teenager is something you always have to go through, and it’s the best and worst years of your life. Being a teenager isn’t anything-it’s everything. It isn’t a big deal-it’s a HUGE deal. And while you’re being a teenager, you ought to live it up, because this is the one chance. The one time, you’ll be young, and free, and careless, as teenagers usually are.”
—     stole from kate’s fb (via wishland) (via -heydarling) (via photographysavesmysoul) (via savetheglitter)

poeticheartache reblogged savetheglitter:
“When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answers were thing like astronaut, president, or in my case… princess.
When we were ten, they asked again and we answered - rock star, cowboy, or in my case, gold medalist. But now that we’ve grown up, they want a serious answer. Well, how ‘bout this: who the hell knows?!

This isn’t the time to make hard and fast decisions, its time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere chill. Fall in love - a lot. Major in philosophy ‘cause there’s no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind. Then change it again, because nothing is permanent.

So make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask again what we want to be… we won’t have to guess. We’ll know.”
—     Jessica Stanley in Eclipse (via savetheglitter)

3804.) All I want is for you to be absolutely terrified of losing me. And I want you to tell me that you need me, and I want it to be true. I need you to need me the way I’m afraid I might need you.

“Breakups, I’ve heard, are supposed to be just that. Breaks. Hard, clean breaks. No talking, no seeing, no touching… keep your hands to yourself. The relationship is over. Half the people I know move on after a huge breakup, and frankly that makes perfect sense to me. You’re not supposed to sleep with the guy who just broke your heart a week ago. Fine. Next time I’m in this situation I’ll cry. Stay in bed and wail. Go to the gym if I can. Call all my friends and burden them with my misery. Sleep too much. Cry some more. See my therapist more often. Get a puppy. Do whatever I have to so eventually I can move on.”
—     He’s Just Not That Into You

ariane418 reblogged janinelouise24:
Im scared everything will just fall apart, Right infront of my very eyes..

Maybe it wasn’t good enough, but I gave you all that I could.

Being patient is the key. Wanting something to happen, isn’t going to make it happen any faster. You either gain the initiative to make it happen, or simply be patient and wait for the right time. The best things happen when you least expect them to. You find the right person when you’re not exactly looking, everything happens at its own pace. Its up to you whether you want it enough to make it happen, or be content, patient, and let it work its way to you.

“I need you to trust me and believe me when I tell you that my heart is with you. Part of me feels like ever since we got back together you’ve been waiting — waiting to push me away.”
—     One Tree Hill

“Somedays, we’ll cuddle together on the couch, wearing sweats and eating the ice-cream that we both like, watching our favourite movie, making and laughing at the jokes that only we understand, and I realised that this everyday, simple, no-big-deal moment is my kind of happiness.”

I want to be that girl.
I want to be that girl that he changes himself for, the one that he proves his reputation wrong to. The one that’s “different from all the others.” I want to be the one all his friends know about cause he talks about me so much. The one that there is no comparison to. I want him to be my “prince charming”. When I find this prince charming and when I am the one that he changes for, I hope i hold onto him until my last breath.

I act like I don’t care, but the truth is I care too much.

“Girls aren’t really all that complicated. Just an aching for love, attention, and affection.”

6956) I built walls around my heart because of my past. And then you came along and tore them down. Now you've walked out of my life, just like the others, leaving me alone to slowly pick up the pieces.


“Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she’s who he’s been searching for. This is a story of boy meets girl. But you should know up front, this is not a love story.”
-500 Days Of Summer

“For it is plain as anyone can see, we’re simply meant to be.”

“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it.”

“The sights, the sounds, they’re everywhere and all around. I’ve never felt so good before. This empty place inside of me is filling up, I simply cannot get enough.”

“But who here would ever understand that the Pumpkin King with the skeleton grin, would tire of his crown, if they only understood he’d give it all up if he only could. Oh, there’s an empty place in my bones that calls out for something unknown. The fame and praise come year after year, does nothing for these empty tears.”

“‘Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place that perhaps you’ve seen in your dreams. For the story that you are about to be told, took place in the holiday worlds of old. Now, you’ve probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven’t, I’d say it’s time you begun.”

-Nightmare Before Christmas

Jamie: Beautiful Aurelia… I’ve come here with a view to asking you… to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person because I hardly knows you, but sometimes things are so transparency, they don’t need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England. Of course I don’t expecting you to be as foolish as me, and of course I prediction you say no but it’s Christmas and I just wanted to… check.
Aurelia: Thank you. That will be nice. Yes is being my answer. Easy question.

David: So, not quite as secret as we’d hoped.
Natalie: What do we do now?
David: Smile. Little bow. And a wave.

Judy: All I want for Christmas is you.

Sam: Well, truth is actually… I’m in love.
Daniel: Sorry?
Sam: I know I should be thinking about Mum and I am, but I’m in love. I was before she died and there’s nothing I can do about it.
Daniel: Aren’t you a bit young to be in love?
Sam: No.
Daniel: Okay, well I’m a little relieved.
Sam: Why?
Daniel: Because I thought it’d be something worse.
Sam: Worse than the total agony of being in love?
Daniel: No, you’re right. Total agony.

David: Hello, Natalie.
Natalie: Hello, David. I mean, sir. Shit, I can’t believe I’ve just said that. And now I’ve gone and said “shit”. Twice. I’m so sorry, sir.
David: You could’ve said “fuck” and we’d have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I had a premonition I was gonna fuck up on my first day. Oh, piss it!

General opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, I don’t see that. Seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it’s not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it’s always there. Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or revenge, they were all messages of love. lf you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around.
—     Prime Minister, Love Actually

-Love Actually

You know you really love someone when you don’t hate them for breaking you heart.

Part Of Your World Lyrics

Part Of Your World by Jodi Benson

Look at this stuff
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she’s got everything
I’ve got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I’ve got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I’ve got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin’
Walking around on those - what do you call ‘em?
Oh - feet!

Flippin’ your fins, you don’t get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what’s that word again?

Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin’ free - wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Bet’cha on land they understand
That they don’t reprimand their daughters
Proper women sick of swimmin’
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the people know
Ask ‘em my questions and get some answers
What’s a fire and why does it - what’s the word?

When’s it my turn?
Wouldn’t I love, love to explore that world up above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world

-Little Mermaid


You know your love for her is real when
you stay in your room the whole day with the lights off, listening to depressing songs. Even when your friends, or even other girls hit you up to come chill out, you’d rather stay home and read the old love letters she wrote to you just so you can re-live those special moments you once spent with her in your head.

“Time isn’t about the days. It’s about how eager you are just to see that one person. To feel that tension, to feel the spark. It’s about when you’re together in one place and never want that moment to end and you don’t want them to leave ever again.”

The Archipelago Of Kisses
We live in a modern society. Husbands and wives don’t grow on trees, like in the old days. So where does one find love? When you’re sixteen it’s easy, like being unleashed with a credit card in a department store of kisses.

There’s the first kiss. The sloppy kiss. The peck. The sympathy kiss. The backseat smooch. The we shouldn’t be doing this kiss. The but your lips taste so good kiss. The bury me in an avalanche of tingles kiss. The I wish you’d quit smoking kiss.

The I accept your apology, but you make me really mad sometimes kiss. The I know your tongue like the back of my hand kiss. As you get older, kisses become scarce. You’ll be driving home and see a damaged kiss on the side of the road, with its purple thumb out. If you were younger, you’d pull over, slide open the mouth’s red door just to see how it fits. Oh where does one find love? If you rub two glances, you get a smile.

Rub two smiles, you get a warm feeling.
Rub two warm feelings and presto-you have a kiss.
Now what? Don’t invite the kiss over and answer the door in your underwear. It’ll get suspicious and stare at your toes. Don’t water the kiss with whiskey.
It’ll turn bright pink and explode into a thousand luscious splinters, but in the morning it’ll be ashamed and sneak out of your body without saying good-bye, and you’ll remember that kiss forever by all the little cuts it left on the inside of your mouth. You must nurture the kiss.

Turn out the lights. Notice how it illuminates the room. Hold it to your chest
and wonder if the sand inside hourglasses comes from a special beach. Place it on the tongue’s pillow, then look up the first recorded kiss in an encyclopedia: beneath
a Babylonian olive tree in 1200 B.C.

But one kiss levitates above all the others. The intersection of function and desire. The I do kiss. The I’ll love you through a brick wall kiss. Even when I’m dead, I’ll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones.

It’s getting so hard to be around you. Because every time I see you, I see a stranger. You’ve changed, and I just miss the person you used to be. The one that cared, the one that wouldn’t ever hurt me, not if they could help it. But now, now all you care about is yourself. Maybe you never did care in the first place, I’m not sure. All I know is the person I loved so much is no longer there. Nothing is left of you. Everything’s changed, and I miss the person you used to be.

He was my childhood sweetheart. I was 6 and he was 7. One day i was at the park and i fell while on the swing, he just happened to pass by at that time and he helped me up, he reached into his pocket and got out a band aid. He opened it and placed it on my boo-boo and kissed it after. thats how it all started, now im 16 and he’s 17. Yesterday he told me he had to leave cause his dad got a new job somewhere. I cried feeling torn apart. He promised me that someday we’d find each other again. I told him its one promise he wont be able to keep. He swore that we’d find each other again the same way we met. So everyday i visit the nearest park and wait. He never came.

I waited for 10 years. and one day, just like every other, I was on the swing in the park. Some kids passed by me running, and they accidentally hit me and i fell. I thought that was the moment I’d find him. But no, he wasnt there to help me this time. So, feeling dejected, i went to the nearest hospital to get sewed up. The door opened and a doctor came in, he reached into his pocket and got out a band aid. He opened it and placed it on my wound and kissed it after. then he said “I always keep my promises.”

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait…
The Earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang!
The Big Bang Theory

“I called you on the phone today, you didn’t pick it up so i walked away, picked up my jacket got my keys and my wallet, and i walked out the door and started the day. I don’t know what it was but it just hit me, i miss you a lot more than you miss me, and it’s a feeling that i can’t seem to hide, people see it on my face when they pass me by. I wanna look to the sky and scream, where in the world could you be, because your no longer what you used to be, and thats right here right next me, so tell me what it is that I have to do to escape this state of being where I’m singing the blues,? because the rain keeps falling, the clouds are storming and I’m still waiting for the moment where I hear you calling.”
—     New coming soon from my band E11eventh Avenue

3763.) And the worst part is, there’s no one else to blame.

Jack: You’re gonna get out of here, you’re gonna go on and make lots of babies, and you’re gonna watch them grow. You’re gonna die an old lady warm in her bed, but not here, not this night. Not like this, do you understand me? Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me… it brought me to you. And I’m thankful for that, Rose. I’m thankful. You must do me this honor, Rose. Promise me you’ll survive. That you won’t give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise.
Rose: I promise.
Jack: Never let go.
Rose: I’ll never let go. I’ll never let go, Jack.

Jack: I’m too involved now. You jump, I jump remember? I can’t turn away without knowing you’ll be all right… That’s all I want.
Rose: Well, I’m fine. I’ll be fine, really.
Jack: Really? I don’t think so. They’ve got you trapped, Rose. And you’re gonna die if you don’t break free. Maybe not right away because you’re strong, but sooner or later that fire that I love about you Rose, that fire’s gonna burn out..

"Carpe diem. Seize the day. Make your lives extraordinary."
—     John Keating, Dead Poets Society

“Weeping willow with your tears running down, why do you always weep and frown? Is it because he left you one day? Is it because he could not stay? On your branches he would swing. Do you long for the happiness that day would bring? He found shelter in your shade. You thought his laughter would never fade. Weeping willow, stop your tears. There is something to calm your fears. You think death has ripped you forever apart, but I know he’ll always be in your heart.”
-My Girl

Thomas J.: Would you think of me?
Vada: For what?
Thomas J.: If you don’t marry Mr. Bixler.
Vada: I guess.
-My Girl

“There she was just a-walkin’ down the street, singin ‘Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do’. Snappin’ her fingers and shufflin’ her feet, singin ‘Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do’.”
-My Girl

Summer: It just wasn’t me you were right about.
-500 days of summer

Carl: Russell, for assisting the elderly, and for performing and beyond the call of duty, I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow. The Ellie Badge

Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?
Carl: Can you stay? Why, you’re my dog aren’t ya? And I’m your master!

Summer: You know, I dream sometimes about flying. It starts out like I’m running really, really fast. I’m like, superhuman. And the terrain starts to get really rocky and steep. And then I’m running so fast that my feet aren’t touching the ground. And I’m floating, and it’s like this amazing, amazing realness. I’m free. I’m safe. Then I realize… I’m completely alone. And then I wake up.
-500 Days Of Summer

Carl: Ellie… it’s so beautiful. We made it.

“Cause you make my dreams come true.”
-500 Days Of Summer

Carl: We’re on our way, Ellie.

Ellie: You and me, we’re in the club now.

Eric: You can talk! You’re the one. It was you all the time.
-Little Mermaid

“Go on and kiss the girl.”
-Little Mermaid

Ariel: “Why, Eric, run away with you? This is all so, so sudden…”
-Little Mermaid

“I don’t know when, I don’t know how, but I know something’s starting right now. Watch and you’ll see some day I’ll be, part of your world.”
-Little Mermaid

“Where would we walk? Where would we run? If we could stay all day in the sun? Just you and me, and I would be, part of your world.”
-Little Mermaid

Tom: I think it’s official, I’m in love with Summer. I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love this heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck. I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks. I love the sound of her laugh. I love the way she looks when she’s sleeping. I love how I hear this song every time I think of her. I love how she makes me feel. Like anything’s possible, like life is worth it.
-500 Days Of Summer

Eric: She’s out there somewhere. I just haven’t found her yet.
Grimsby: Well, perhaps you haven’t been looking hard enough.
Eric: Believe me, Grim, when I find her I’ll know - without a doubt. It’ll just - bam! Hit me like lightning.
-Little Mermaid


“In love relationships, there is a fine line between pleasure and pain. In fact, it’s a common belief that a relationship without pain is a relationship not worth having. To some, pain implies growth, but how do we know when the growing pains stop, and the painful pains take over? Are we masochists of optimists if we continue to walk that fine line? When it comes to relationships, how do we know when enough is enough?”
—     Sex And The City

blogconfession reblogged thankmelater:
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.

sometimes i want him to just touch my back, hold me, hug me
just so i can get that feeling

but then i know it won’t last so maybe i’m better off not knowing

15076.) I want to be loved.

15078.) I should have said yes.

15090.) You laugh in my face when i say i want to be an actress. I'll laugh in your face when you ask for my autograph one day.

15096.) Sometimes, I wish I could fake my own death just to see if anyone would notice.

Let's commit the perfect crime
I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.

The one thing I want to change about you
Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you?
Girl: What's that?
Boy: Your last name.

1837.) I'm nervous. I'm scared.

6944) Even after everything you've put me through, my heart still holds onto that tiny glimmer of hope that you'll finally put some actions to your words - that you'll realize what you lost and come back and fight for me like I've always fought for you.
pamelaaa reblogged jannpantz:
They say defining love is like defining the taste of water.

Episode 2.23 The Wrath Of Con
Blair: Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But everytime I try to move on, you're right there, acting like-
Chuck: Acting like what?
Blair: Like...maybe you want me to be as unhappy as you are.
Chuck: I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
Blair: Then look down deep, into the soul I know you have, and tell me if what you feel for me is real, or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out...all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go.
Chuck: It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
Blair: Thank you.
Serena: Chuck, why did you just do that?
Chuck: Because I love her and I can't make her happy.

Glee Song List

raindropsonredroses reblogged gleeky:
Gleeky: Full list of songs performed on Glee
Full list of songs performed on Glee Starred (*) songs have never been released; songs with two stars (**) were cut from the episode.

This only includes songs that were actually sung (e.g. songs played by the McKinley High band and dance-only songs like Single Ladies were left out).

Songs in previously-aired episodes:

Where Is Love?* - Hank Saunders
Respect* - Mercedes
Mr. Cellophane* - Kurt
I Kissed A Girl* - Tina
On My Own - Rachel
Sit Down, You’re Rockin’ The Boat* - New Directions (original 5 - Rachel, Mercedes, Kurt, Artie and Tina)
Can’t Fight This Feeling - Finn
Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’* - young Finn and Darren
You’re The One That I Want* - New Directions (original 6 - Rachel, Finn, Kurt, Mercedes, Tina and Artie)
Rehab - Vocal Adrenaline
Leaving On A Jet Plane - Will
Don’t Stop Believin’ - New Directions (original 6)
Le Freak* - New Directions (original 6)
Gold Digger - New Directions (original 6) and Will
All By Myself* - Emma
Push It - New Directions (original 6)
I Say A Little Prayer - Quinn, Santana and Brittany
Take A Bow - Rachel, Mercedes and Tina
For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow* - Will, Howard Bamboo, Ken Tanaka, and Sandy Ryerson
This Is How We Do It* - Acafellas (original - Will, Howard, Ken, and Henri St. Pierre)
Poison* - Acafellas (original)
Mercy - Vocal Adrenaline
Bust Your Windows - Mercedes & the Cheerios
I Wanna Sex You Up - Acafellas (new - Will, Ken, Finn and Puck)
Taking Chances - Rachel
Tonight* - Tina
Don’t Stop Believin’* - New Directions (original 12 minus Rachel; solos sung by Quinn)
Maybe This Time - April Rhodes and Rachel
Cabaret* - Rachel
Alone - April and Will
Last Name - April and New Directions (hereafter they are the original 12)
Somebody To Love - New Directions
It’s My Life / Confessions, Part II - Finn, Puck, Artie, Kurt, Mike and Matt
Halo / Walking On Sunshine - Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, Quinn, Santana and Brittany
Hate On Me - Mercedes (“Aretha”), Tina (“Asian”), Santana, Artie (“Wheels”), Kurt (“Gay Kid”), Mike (“Other Asian”), and Matt (“Shaft”)
Ride Wit Me* - New Directions
No Air - Rachel, Finn, Quinn, Puck and Brittany
You Keep Me Hangin’ On - Quinn & the Cheerios
Keep Holding On - New Directions
Bust A Move - Will and New Directions
Thong Song - Will
What A Girl Wants* - Rachel (Puck on guitar)
Sweet Caroline - Puck
I Could Have Danced All Night - Emma
Dancing With Myself - Artie
Defying Gravity - Rachel and Kurt (duet version)
Defying Gravity - Rachel (solo version)
Defying Gravity - Kurt (solo version)
Proud Mary - New Directions
Endless Love - Will and Rachel
I’ll Stand By You - Finn (Kurt on piano)
Don’t Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl - Will
Crush - Rachel
(You’re) Having My Baby - Finn
Lean On Me - New Directions (minus Finn and Quinn)
Bootylicious - Jane Addams Girls Choir
Don’t Make Me Over - Mercedes
You’re The One That I Want* - Finn and Rachel
Papa Don’t Preach - Quinn (Puck on guitar)
Hair/Crazy In Love - New Directions
Imagine - Haverbrook Deaf Choir and New Directions
True Colors - New Directions
Smile (Lily Allen) - Finn and Rachel
When You’re Smiling* - Rachel
Jump - New Directions
Smile (Charlie Chaplin) - New Directions
And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going - Mercedes
And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going* - Jane Addams Girls Choir
Proud Mary* - Jane Addams Girls Choir
Don’t Stop Believin’* - Haverbrook Deaf Choir
Don’t Rain On My Parade - Rachel
You Can’t Always Get What You Want - New Directions
My Life Would Suck Without You - New Directions
Hello, I Love You - Finn
Gives You Hell - Rachel
Hello - Rachel and Jesse St. James
Hello Again* - Will
Highway To Hell - Vocal Adrenaline (ft. Jesse)
Hello, Goodbye - New Directions
Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love** - Rachel and Jesse
Express Yourself - Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, Quinn, Santana and Brittany
Borderline/Open Your Heart - Finn and Rachel
Vogue - Sue Sylvester
Like A Virgin - Rachel, Jesse, Finn, Santana, Will and Emma
4 Minutes - Kurt and Mercedes
What It Feels Like For A Girl - Finn, Puck, Artie, Kurt, Mike and Matt
Like A Prayer - New Directions (original 12 + Jesse St. James)
Fire - Will and April
A House Is Not A Home - Kurt
One Less Bell To Answer/A House Is Not A Home - Will and April
Beautiful - Mercedes and New Directions
Home - April and New Directions
Ice Ice Baby - Will and New Directions
U Can’t Touch This - Artie, Tina, Kurt, Mercedes and Brittany
Physical - Sue and Olivia Newton-John
Run Joey Run - Rachel, Jesse, Finn, Puck, Santana and Brittany
Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Rachel, Jesse, Finn and Puck
The Climb* - Rachel
Jessie’s Girl - Finn
The Lady Is A Tramp - Puck and Mercedes
Pink Houses* - Kurt
The Boy Is Mine - Mercedes and Santana
Rose’s Turn - Kurt
One - New Directions + Sean Fretthold
Daydream Believer* - young Bryan Ryan and unnamed sophomore singer
Piano Man* - Will and Bryan
Big Spender* - woman auditioning for Les Mis
Dream On - Will and Bryan
The Safety Dance - Artie
I Dreamed A Dream - Rachel and Shelby Corcoran
Dream A Little Dream Of Me - Artie
The Impossible Dream (The Quest)** - Will
Songs that will be featured in upcoming episodes (starred songs have not yet been released):

Bad Romance - Tina, Mercedes, Kurt, Santana, Quinn, Brittany and Rachel
Poker Face - Rachel and Shelby
Beth - Finn, Puck, Artie, Mike and Matt
Shout It Out Loud* - Finn, Puck, Artie, Mike and Matt
Funny Girl* - Shelby
Give Up The Funk - New Directions
Loser - Puck, Finn, Sandy, Howard, and Terri Schuester
It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World* - Quinn
Another One Bites The Dust* - Vocal Adrenaline (ft. Jesse)
Good Vibrations* - Puck, Finn and Mercedes
Tell Me Something Good* - Will
Faithfully* - Finn and Rachel
Any Way You Want It/Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’* - New Directions
Don’t Stop Believin’* - New Directions
Bohemian Rhapsody* - Vocal Adrenaline (ft. Jesse)
To Sir, With Love* - New Directions (?)
Over The Rainbow* - Will and Puck


“Sometimes, people play hard to get because they need to know if the other person’s feelings are real.”
—     One Tree Hill

3690.) I know you like me. And I can’t stop thinking about you. Why? I don’t even know. I keep dreaming of us being together. I want to be with you, and I know you want to be with me too. But I can’t risk loosing you, you're my best friend.

6939) I wish you well. You mean more to me than you could ever imagine, even if we may never speak again.

6938) Things happen, people change. I know we're supposed to just let it go and move on, but what if you can't?


it all started yesterday YAY


well he left for queensland yesterday

and i left him farewell messages on FB

so yeah


how are you all ?

well i’ve been going on TUMBLR way too much

dw i’m not posting stuff

but i’ve been saving some stuff

so the next few post will be the quotes and stuff i found that i love

i will leave it there by saying